I will say this. My co teacher along with two pictures of the gym teacher slipped into this collage...see if you can find them!
Your best bet is to click on the picture and enlarge it, and work from there.
Names (void of the teachers) and some descriptions, starting from left to right, and going from top to bottom:
1. Lightning
2. Daniel (an absolute genius I tell you)
3. Jane (every time this one sees me she grabs my shirt for emotional support. Not sure why yet)
4. Kelsie
5. Jennifer (perhaps the most lovable child ever, a teachers dream, utterly and truly. She simply loves to learn)
6. Jim (often spells his name 'jif', like the peanut butter)
7. Batman ((right, with the closed eyes) he's usually asleep in class, so I figured this would be an appropriate picture)
8. Tony (He's a tough guy)
9. Sarah (this girl is certifiably insane and has the potential to become one of those crazy x-girlfriends that men will fear for their lives)
10. Andrew
11. Brian (is quite good at throwing things in class while simultaneously yelling at the top of his lungs what it is exactly he is throwing)
12. Jenny (brilliant but truly dangerous if you are competing against her. The last person she lost too in a competition now tries to turn books into hats, by placing them on their head, as seen below)
13. Charlie (when most kids space out I assume its because there's nothing going on 'up there'. This one on the other hand spaces out constantly, but I'm absolutely sure he is thinking something extremely deep and philosophical. Something along these lines:)
14. Sarah (this one continues to yell at me in Korean louder and louder, under the impression that I understand what she's saying. When she realizes I don't, she gets extremely mad and begins yelling at me in Korean, only to realize once again that I don't understand. This, in turn, makes her more angry and she once again begins yelling. It's a vicious cycle and its not good for her health)
15. Brandi (one of my favorite students, she was a brat at first and then I set her head straight by hitting it with a book. Also has a very high piercing voice that makes babies cry.)
16. Brad (this kid everyday takes an umbrella and points it at me like a machine gun and
pretends to shoot me with it before class. One day, he became quite confused when I pretended like I actually got hit. He looked at his umbrella which such a combination of awe, amazement, and perplexation that I knew he was contemplating whether or not his umbrella could ACTUALLY BE a gun... needless to say he hasn't done it since)
17. Sarah 6 (she's called Sarah 6 because there are 2 Sarahs in class and they wanted to be named differently. The first called herself Sarah 5. So, she named herself Sarah 6. Points for creativity at least, no?)
18. Penny (she usually looks at me with an empty stare.She might grow up to be a gossip queen. Or president, she's got the potential.)
19. Alex (this kid is one of the smartest kid in the class, and yet despite that, somehow manages to get stuck under his desk every day and requires assistance getting out...)
20. Stephanie (she's working on spelling her English name everyday, she got the luck of choosing the hardest one to spell in class)
21. Alex (a Korean version of Dennis the Menace. Enough said)
22. Erin (She tries so hard...that's about it really)
23. Flash (Flash isn't very fast, contrary to his name)
24. Sean (this kid has a million points of potential and is super smart. He hangs with his buddy Ben, and helps him with everything from English to eating. Sort of like George Milton and Lennie from "Of Mice and Men". He's George obviously. )
25. Michelle (super smart girl that hangs with a clique of all smart girls, who call themselves FTIsland Primadonna. She's one of the leaders of the troop, and they pride themselves on being taller than all the boys as well and being more mature)
26. Sky (this kid is crazy. In charades, he had to act out the word cashier, and literally did an entire one man show of a robber coming in to a store, robbing the cashier, and a policeman coming in and shooting and arresting the man. Amazingly he played all the parts. Not only that, somehow his buddy Thunder actually guessed the word Cashier!)
27. Sarah
28. Aquaman (picture is pretty much self explanatory. Don't know if he can swim..)
29. Brian (in his avid attempt to learn to read, he often sounds like he has Turrets Syndrome.)
30. Daisy (the other leader of FTIsland Primadonna and the real brains of the operations. She has a photographic memory and has never gotten less than a 90 on a test)
31. Alex (he appeared once before in this collage...see if you can find him!)
32. Kent (often gets mad at moving objects for no apparent reason)
33. Young (she's young at heart as well as in her real age, seeing as she's only 11)
34. Henny (she's a low-talker)
35. Chris (has the unique ability to speak fluent Korean. He also doesn't speak English)
36. Jessica (is approximately 2 ft tall and is the loudest girl I have ever heard in proportion to her size)
37. Jeremy (willingly chose a boy's name just to be awesome)
38. Tony (this kid's voice sounds like an Italian mob boss. It's almost eerie when he says the phrase "I made an offer he couldn't refuse...)
39. . Coltrane (this is my favorite name of all of them and if I ever had to go undercover I would use this name. I may name my child Coltrane too, regardless of whether its a boy or girl)
40. Sandy (she bites her nails when she's nervous)
41. Thomas (will grow up to be a large man who can kick ass. Has the potential to be a sumo wrestler I'm sure of it)
42. Deloris (she is not giving the peace sign, but actually has a condition where her fingers are permenantly stuck like that. Just kidding. No, but really, I'm serious. Its no laughing matter. It especially makes it difficult to pick one's nose and write words.), Jenny (carries a makeup kit around with her all the time)
43. Ben (Lennie; hangs around with Sean)
44. Jenny (is missing all 4 of her front teeth)
45. Jeremy (this little girl throws a mean left hook. She threw poor Alex (smart kid who gets stuck under desks) behind a tv. He was stuck there for a solid 5 minutes, poor guy)
46 . Matilda (doesn't have any magical powers although often chants in another language during class.)
47. Sophia
48. Andrew (gives the most powerful high five I have never recieved from an 11 year old)
49. Thunder (first day of class challenged me to a breakdance competition...and won. He's also a genius)
50. Kent (missing most of his teeth because he got into a fight with Armani)
51. Armani (got into a fight with Kent and punched out all his teeth. He also often pretends to be a monkey in class and can often be found underneath tables, underneath couches, and really, just anything that he can crawl underneath.)
52. Brad (dreams to be a singer in the famous Korean group called The Wondergirls. This are comparable to the Spice Girls in America)
53. Grace (Smartest girl in school. Her mom is the lunch lady, so it is important that I be very nice and give this girl good grades as her mother controls the food I eat)
54. Sarah 5 (The original Sarah...5)
*Note...some of these notations may or may not be completely fabricated. You'll have to ask me to find out*
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